Part one
Morning at Mataramjis house and the guards are doing left right outside the house....actually they are doing the same left right parade for the past few weeks.....LOLLOL.Anyway Abhay babu comes out of the room wearing a nice silver ash coloured kurta and meets Rajjan who is smelling a rose like Emperor Akbar (Myabe he is the Akbar of Jhumri Taleayeya)LOL....Rajjan as usual tells Abhay that Mataraamji considers him as Ram and soon Sita that is Radhika is going to come and take him away from this Lanka.....Tongue.....(finally the truth Rajjan beta)Clap. Abay babu gets angry and scolds him and walks away. Then Rajjan goes to his sister kannikas room and asks her regarding the preparations....Kannika is running like a headless chicken and says everything is ready but she is scared. Rajjan pats her back and says our proof is strong and will defeat Radhikas truth. Then the purohit parivar walks in to the haveli and Abhay babu also walks in......Radhika and Abhay look at each other.....and the other three purohits look at Abhay.....arreh is Abhay a prospective groom or whatD'oh....then yeh lo Kannika madam walks in between them and tells Abhay shall we go....Abhay as usual nods....Now Radhika wearing a blanket .....I can't help it her sari is like a blanket....AngryAngry..anyway Radhika walks and touches the ground where Abhay Thakur was standing and does a pranam.....
Part Two
Then the sitting room of maataramji which thankfully does not have the German Shepherd dog any more. The purohits walk in together and stand like they are the guilty party Wacko and Abhay babu stands up on seeing them. Maataramji also walks in and they do pranam to each other and Kannika smiles at Maataramji.....she has got the constipated smile now.LOLLOLLOL Loads of strange music in the background. Maatramji tells Radhika that since you are saying that Abhay babu is your husband Dev where is your proof. Radhikas answer is that her proof is her sindoor which binds their relationship for ever and her biggest proof is her husband .......Why is Abhay babu gulping........D'oh.......Anyway Radhika walks up to Abhay and says I don't know why you are not recognizing us (Radhika go and ask the creatives for some brain powerAngry)........but I recognize you breaths and your steps........the biggest proof is when I walked into the haveli I felt you aura and your presence floating around.....Abhay babu becomes more confused and then Radhika continues.......does this feeling require any proof...Shocked..Abhay babu turns around.........Radhika follows his turning around........Shocked Abay babu is more confused and Mataramji is taking deep breaths and throwing daggers........LOL please don't ask me to whom but she is looking intentlyTongue.......Then Radhika continues..our relationship is not of body (Radhika pease do not say that.....you don't know someone is waiting to pounce on your shonnuuShockedAngryStern Smile).........Abhay babu again turn as and Radhika again follows his turning.........Radhika says you are in my spirits (Radhika please say that we have physically become one please.........its for your own safety Stern Smile)........and that their relationship is like Radha Krishana..........Abhay babu again turns and Radhika again prepares herself to follow the turn..........then suddenly Mataramji says Radhika stop your sermons and give the proofShocked
Part 3
Maatramji continues I know your game plan.....Shocked.........you came with all the preparations.........you know that damad babu has lost his memory ....PartyDancing Radhika eyes goes ping pong pong pong.........LOLLOLLOL.followed by ping ponging of the rest of the purohist........LOL..finally Radhika the penny drops..........Wink.........anyway Mataramji continues that you now this and that's why you come here to create this nautanki.........Radhika is very happy and turns around and thanks Mataramji.......ROFLROFL..........who must be thinking to herself that this is the first person who thanks her after being told off.......ROFL......ohh maataramji you have not met amma........LOLLOL..Radhika has been trained by her.........LOL........anyway Radhika continues in a very sad voice your memory is lost.......Cry.and now Kannika become saucer eyed Radhika continues that no wonder we were thinking why you cannot recognize us...LOL.Maatarmji continues........listen to the history there was an accident in which damad babu lost his brain and lost his parents.....Shocked..(peep peep thats the horn of Mistis scooter..........maatarmji had a nice ride?LOLLOLLOL)...........Vaishali is shaking her head........and then Maataramji says that at that time deepu was in Kannikas wombAngry.......and continues that if he has his memory then he would have dragged Radhika out of this house.......Angry.........Radhika calmly nods no and says if he had his memory or screws intact then he would not have stood seeing me in pain .........LOLhe might have lost his memory but his feelings are still there and then she walks towards a glass tumbler and break it..ahh suicide mission pain test......ShockedAngry.........everybody is shocked and surprised at her.........She cuts her hand and Abhay jumps to attention LOLand Vivek shout choti bahuShocked.........Abhay turns around like a good boy.......and says what have you done......have you become mad.........WinkTongue..Radhika has a very serene smile on her face to show divinity and says no I am not mad LOLLOL.........I am just proving that you have feelings .......maataramji syas that everyone here knows that damad babu has a heart of gold.........and would have done this for anyone.......D'oh..........Kannika know wakes up and decide that it is high time for her to say something to show that Abhay belongs to her and not to Maatramji LOLLOLand says enough Radhika.....I have all proofs.......shows wedding photos........Shocked........Abhays so called parents photo and then marriage and school leaving certificateShocked.
Part 4
Continuation of Kannikas rant that Radhika has nothing other than her tears and sermons .....Radhika is refusing to believe the photos.....Shocked......and then Maatarmji says that she gave Radhika one chance and now it is her turn to leave ......Shocked....Radhika turns around and then thinks and says that she has a proof that only a wife can give......Kannika again becomes saucer eyed.....Shocked......then Radhika says that there is a mark under his left shoulder and that only she knows....Shocked......Mataramji pipes up and says that yes lets see your chest....Big smileWinkTongue..ooops sorry your shoulder.....Big smileBig smile.....and then Abhay babu clenched his fist and picks up the kurta and shows it (uyeema Tongue),.....aiyoooo no mark and Radhika is shocked....Shocked.....kannika looks at Rajjan.....and Rajjan says to himself you are safe chutki.Shocked
Part 5
Then maataram ji declares that Kanika is the wife of Abay thakur and not Radhikas Dev…ShockedShocked.Radhika is shocked….she goes on that he is my property.Shocked.I know that you cannot remember but you can't even understand telepathy…Sleepy…..Kannika no he is mine and not yours…Sleepy….Radhika you say right now that you are mine…Shocked….Vaishali barges in…you don't recognize usShocked (areeh why are they asking a person who has lost his memory to recognise them D'ohErmm)…..Vivek the fault is not yours but our taqdeer…..Maatarm ji continues …..go from here and don't enter the haveli and no surrounding my daamad babu…ShockedWink…….Dev continues…..cool down lady and the truth is out…LOL….let her go with full honour…she looked after Deepu…..Mataram ji…..you heard and now go……Shocked……..Vaishali comes and pulls Radhika…ClapClap..now the part ….Radhika turns around and challenges Dev that you will come to me and then I will win and my faith will win…LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLand looks squarely at Abhay…Party
Precap…..the gadha oops the mahant is back and says that there are only 4 more days to the RP throne function and if Dev is not back then we will have to declare Dev dead and give the throne to Arjun.
Choti Bahu - 6th July 2010 Written update
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