Santa n Banta...

[shab]

Teacher: what is d diffrence btween landline & mobile?

Santa again at his best: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte
hai or mobile ka anguthe se !

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* Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I
thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

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* Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

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* Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya
hai .

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* A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n
said : He's not my friend.
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* Santa goes to buy a underwear... On choosing one he asks: How much for
this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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* Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
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* Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
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* While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

[puja1408]

Thank you

[jsbill]

While walking in the highlands, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are U OK?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

[seanni]

Thanks for posting, tortoise!
Guess I just might have to explore my interests a little deeper.

[shirley0123]

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