sum funny facts!!!
The Japanese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too, suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
if people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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