jokes!!!

[shab]

Doctor patient k peche bhag raha tha.

Ek admi ne pocha kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa he hua hai brain ka operation karwane aata hai aur baal katwa k chala jata hai.

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Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.

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Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,

2nd sardar: hain phir tum ne kya kiya?

1st: kuch nahi main ne sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.

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Pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

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Husband asked his newly married wife,

she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent.
He said, whats meaning this quite ?
Wife replied: just shut up! let me count.

[venushree]

Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

Why?

Because Dr. Ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.



Husband asked his newly married wife,

she had any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife: silent.
He said, whats meaning this quite ?
Wife replied: just shut up! let me count.



Great share Shab Ji !!!!!

[puja1408]

Thank you

[ROMINA]

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