Music Jokes-*Why Guitars Are Better Than Men*

[venushree]

*Guitars don't snore.

*Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.

*Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.

*Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.

*You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.

*Guitars don't have to prove anything.

*Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.

*Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.

*Guitars don't have egos.

*You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.

*Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.

*Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash
on its fretboard.

[puja1408]

Thank you

[shab]

hhmmm....nice joke....hahahaaa.......

*Guitars don't snore...but men don't snore..i thought women do alot...

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