jokes!

[shab]

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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Q: Agar do peepal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting peepal (people)

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin

TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?

TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

[puja1408]

Thank you

[venushree]

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS



Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT: Ticket hai?

Sadhu: Nahin

TT: Chalo

Sadhu: Kahan?

TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein



Ram aur Krishna ko gussa nah ho

[monica]

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